Maintenance & Technical > KX250 / KX125
Project Clean Out the Closet - aka the Frankenbike
reklessj:
--- Quote from: umberto on April 26, 2019, 09:36:19 AM ---Let me start the tally of my six types of annoying Craigslist trolls:
1. The Scammer - From another country and just looking to follow my scam script no matter how much you call me an assclown. (0 so far)
2. The Dreamer - I don't have the money to buy this, but I'm going to waste as much of your time as possible. (0 so far)
3. Mr. Unnecessary Information - I may or may not buy your bike, but I'm going to get you updated on my entire life's history either way. If you're lucky, I'll branch out to family members as well. (0 so far)
4. Lack of Boundries guy - I'll call you when you say text only, or I'll text or call after hours. (0 so far)
5. Mr. Lowball - I don't care that you've only had it on Craigslist for a week, I think you must be desperate, or I firmly believe in if you don't go, you won't know. (0 so far)
6. The Irrational Trade Guy - I think you want to trade for my collector's edition Obi Wan doll, no matter how much you said no trades in the ad. You just don't know you want it, and it's worth at least twice what your bike is, because I say so. (0 so far)
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LMFAO I'ma combo of 3,4,&5 to be 💯
umberto:
I should probably add a 7th type as well:
7. Mr. Point Out Any Problem I can find and greatly exaggerate its affect on the bike's worth - this guy looks at any scratch and acts like it should reduce the price by hundreds of dollars. Got a dent in the pipe? That's $300. Bike doesn't start on the very first kick? $1,000. Tear in the seat cover? Bike's free...
He or she is not to be confused with the person who actually points out legitimate issues and calculates reasonable repairs. These people are rational and reasonable, and probably include most of us when we go to look at a bike.
umberto:
--- Quote from: reklessj on April 26, 2019, 11:06:22 AM ---
--- Quote from: umberto on April 26, 2019, 09:36:19 AM ---Let me start the tally of my six types of annoying Craigslist trolls:
1. The Scammer - From another country and just looking to follow my scam script no matter how much you call me an assclown. (0 so far)
2. The Dreamer - I don't have the money to buy this, but I'm going to waste as much of your time as possible. (0 so far)
3. Mr. Unnecessary Information - I may or may not buy your bike, but I'm going to get you updated on my entire life's history either way. If you're lucky, I'll branch out to family members as well. (0 so far)
4. Lack of Boundries guy - I'll call you when you say text only, or I'll text or call after hours. (0 so far)
5. Mr. Lowball - I don't care that you've only had it on Craigslist for a week, I think you must be desperate, or I firmly believe in if you don't go, you won't know. (0 so far)
6. The Irrational Trade Guy - I think you want to trade for my collector's edition Obi Wan doll, no matter how much you said no trades in the ad. You just don't know you want it, and it's worth at least twice what your bike is, because I say so. (0 so far)
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LMFAO I'ma combo of 3,4,&5 to be 💯
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Oooooohhhh, a hybrid! You guys are very rare. Like an unicorn... :-D
Danger4u2:
Universal Wife Zone Matrix Chart
There's a Unicorn in this chart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jokc2Bo2ghw
reklessj:
--- Quote from: Danger4u2 on April 26, 2019, 11:23:22 AM ---Universal Wife Zone Matrix Chart
There's a Unicorn in this chart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jokc2Bo2ghw
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That s**t is hilarious
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